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Watching the Samurai Shodown Motion Picture (English dub)

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  • Why is Amakusa a woman? He’s male in the games if you ignore the creepy falsetto. Wasn’t the actual real life historical figure Amakusa a male?
  • Why’s the dark god of evil still called Ambrosia when its a bit of a silly name and the alternate Ankokushin title worked just fine on its own?
  • Why do the holy warriors group include an American ninja (Galford), a Chinese warlord (Wan-fu), a French knight (Charlotte) and a South American tribesman (Tam Tam)?
  • Why does Poppy- sorry, Puppy’s growl sound like a robotic whir like her joints haven’t been oiled in some time?
  • Why does that one dojo master Haohmaru beat sound so drunk?
  • Why does everyone remember that one stormtrooper in Star Wars shouting “TRAITOR” but no one ever remembers Haohmaru’s hilariously stilted “TRAI-TEHRR!”?
  • Why doesn’t Amakusa have the reincarnated holy warriors killed as babies or something? I doubt she’d care much given how fanatical a follower she is to Ambrosia in this film.
  • Why does Amakusa decide to only kill the obviously not loyal Hanzo later instead of the very moment she spotted him?
  • WHY DOES HANZO SOUND LIKE A DEMON?
  • Why’s Ukyo only in the credits?
  • BROTHER HOWMUHROO
  • Haohmaru dealing with that hornet’s nest. And then trying to brag about it to his mum. That’s kinda cute. In a so bad its good kinda way.
  • “It wasn’t JUST a bee!” *beat* “Ah?”
  • Haohmaru prefers sake to women? What a guy.
  • Everything about Earthquake in this. Especially “CAUGHT IN MY LOVING EMBRACE!”
  • I guess Haohmaru doesn’t mind killing bears but a bull gets the nonlethal treatment.
  • “My house. Is on fire!” There was nothing you could have done, had you been there. You’d have been killed too, and the droids would be in the hands of the Empire.
  • How come everyone other Holy Warrior remembers who they are except Haohmaru?
  • Why do Galford, Charlotte and Wan-fu fail to recognize Haohmaru when they first see him when he looks exactly the same as he did a century ago?
  • SECRET POWERRRRRRR! So getting strangled by Earthquake auto fills Haohmaru’s Rage Gauge?
  • I can’t take Earthquake seriously when he keeps Spin Dashing everywhere.
  • The fucking animation in this! Was this done in Powerpoint?
  • That sacred move Haohmaru does at the end of the film? Those sigils that pop up when he does? They’re literally the directional input and button inputs for his rage super in the video game Samurai Shodown 2.
  • “At last, we found you!” “right.” Tam Tam? Are you okay dude?
  • “Time to wake up. Howmuhroo.” *beat* “Shut UP!” Nice one Galford.
  • “C’MAWN, WE GOTTA STOP HOWMUHROO!”
  • Amakusa fights with a sword in this and not the orb that game!Amakusa uses.
  • Flaming Poppy running on screen to maul Gen-an! Oh christ the animation! TATATATAAAAA” POPPY POWERRRR! And that is enough to spook Gen-an.
  • Tam Tam’s fucking laugh before he does his sword spin!
  • ANBROJA. Okay.
  • Did we really need a really shrill Nakoruru? Jeez.
  • Amakusa’s slowly becoming one jilted ex-girlfreind to Haohmaru in this, ain’t she?
  • Wait, Charlotte’s English VA is Tiffany Grant? Fuckin’ ASUKA?
  • So…Haohmaru’s dream sequence is a thing, huh? I guess the reason charlotte ends up stripped down to her undies in this sequence is because someone wanted fanservice of the hot French chick. And Haohmaru spends the whole thing acting constipated.
  • Were they trying to ship Haohmaru and Charlotte in this?
  • All it took was being impaled by Haohmaru to turn Amakusa good. Right before death.

Yeah this movie is pretty damn dumb.

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I kind of wish disney’s ~weird period~ had lasted longer. Like all of a sudden we were getting these films like lilo & stitch and Atlantis and the emperor’s new groove and treasure planet and they were so fun and DIFFERENT. Just thinking about what the pitches for those movies had to have been like is so surreal?? A little blue criminal alien crash lands on a Hawaiian island and gets adopted by two sisters dealing with social services that teach him about the value of family. An Inca emperor gets turned into a llama and john goodman helps him get back to his palace and one of the bad guys talks to squirrels. Treasure island but in SPACE. Like, on the surface, the premise for these films seem so random but they all TOTALLY WORKED IN REALLY GREAT WAYS??? idk I just really miss that early 2000s spark of offbeat creativity in Disney’s timeline.

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Okay but the history behind this is so interesting?

All these movies came from the Florida studio, which for a long time was a backup animation studio that did work the main Burbank studio didn’t have time for. 

Then in 1996 Disney decided to focus all their energy on transitioning to 3D animation. They acquired Pixar and started working on A Bug’s Life. 

They basically told the Florida studio (their only remaining full-time 2D animation studio) – “Eeeeeeh, do what you want.”

And the Florida studio, for the first time, got to produce feature films:

Then in 2004 Disney decided to stop producing 2-D feature films altogether. They closed down the Florida studio and laid off all the Florida Studio animators.

Many of whom then got hired by Dreamworks.

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That. Explains. Everything.

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🔮 witch
👻 mythical creature
📚 (hogwarts) professor
🗣 language
💻 program from microsoft office
💇 hair style
💯 number
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🎸 indie band (made-up or real)
🛍 chain store/restaurant
☕️ drink
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🖼 art movement
🐶 animal
🛂 idiom/saying
🎨 color
📱 electronic device
🍛 food
🏺 time period
⚔ rpg class
🏀 sport
👾 pokemon
🚦 traffic sign
💃 dance
🐸 meme
📖 literature genre
🎵 music genre
🍬 candy
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💊 disease
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